Friday, February 25, 2011
Teachers don’t let us go to the bathroom when we ask. It’s all good. We’ll just pee in our seats, pee on ourselves, walk around with wet yellow spots on our pants. We’re all comfortable here. We have hall passes in our planners, but we can’t use them. So, the school must have put those passes in there for decoration, using up paper, killing trees for no reason and affecting our environment. How about not even printing those hall passes and that way we can save trees, and we’ll all be happy.
Since we cannot go to the bathroom in school, then why are there even bathrooms available? It must be a tease or something. The teachers just want us to urine on ourselves and for us all to pee together. They encourage us to drink water as if that stuff doesn’t have to come out sooner or later. So, why are there bathrooms in schools? The best solution is to fill the bathrooms with classrooms. That would be perfect! And would come in handy in case we overpopulate of students peeing too much in class, we’ll have extra classrooms. It’s such a nice feeling, holding our urine in. Might as well let it out and let it flow onto the floor in the classrooms. Then, teachers will really have to give us a pass out of the class.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
In today’s society the most popular websites among teens all over the world is now Facebook, Twitter, and skype .They have become common that couples meet and form through these networks just like the newest couple, Sammy and John. Sammy stated “I get dressed up in my best and take as many pictures as I can and post them on Facebook so everyone can see “.I even have competitions with my friends to see who can get the most likes on a photo. I found out about john through my news feed on my homepage because I saw a mutual friend post a comment on his wall. I clicked on his page and added him and we have been talking ever since. Everyone knew we were talking and found out we made it official by posting “we were in a relationship on Facebook “The couple has never met in person and feel there is no need to because they either instant message (IM) each other on Facebook or get on another social networking site Called Skype .Skype is designed for people with webcams to talk and see people visually. We’ve talked to john and he stated “there is no need for us to go outside in this beautiful world to see to see each other. Whenever I miss Sammy ,I know she will be online and I skype her and we talk for hours .We have even fell asleep on Skype a couple of times, its normal”. A friend of the couple who has asked to remain anonymous told us some information about the couples relationship “whenever Sammy and john are in an argument we all know about it because one of them either makes a Facebook status about it or they make a tweet about it on twitter , then everyone gets on skype and talks about the situation .Twitter is known as a modern day diary for teens to make tweets and for people to follow them .It has been proven that 95% of teens are enjoying these sites and don’t want to see the world . They starve themselves and are not keeping up with their hygiene. Kids are Funky and Bulimic because of these social networks. These sites are a great influence on our children. We need more!
By: Sandy B, Candace H, Brendon M Alex N, David R
In recent test scores, (because, as we know, test scores show intelligence) it has been discovered that Kenwood students are the smartest in the country. These students, who are self proclaimed "determated," are truly a group of super geniuses. Despite freshman failing rates and rapidly decreasing ACT scores, they are showing an increased ability level in all subjects taught. An amazing 5.96% of students are passing ALL their classes, and approximately 98% of the student body will believe made-up statistics. Even better news is that these already high percentages are increasing. More and more freshmen are already beginning to understand how gravity works. The question on everyone's lips is, how? And can the rest of the country immitate the tactics used in Kenwood?
Some would argue that the solution is in funding. Studies have shown that money going into Ron Huberman's pocket and going to superfluous events that no one attends are ACTUALLY the right way to spend it. These are much better uses of the taxpayer's money than silly things such as getting up-to-date textbooks or removing the asbestos from the ceilings. It is obvious that education is getting better because we have stopped spending money on frivolous things, like better computers.
It is also possible that public education is improving with the students' upbeat attitudes. Kenwood students are selfless, kind, and show up to school chipper everyday. Our reporters set up a station in the Kenwood lunch room where students could write messages about their incredible intelligence. One young woman (who wishes to remain anonymous) wrote:
"Jo i caint stan dis school. Imma drop outta dis ...." Those are the words of a true scholar.
Also, the students are all very hard working. Every student does all of their homework every night. The teachers are very demanding and give large amounts of work in class and to take home. But the students continue to meet these high expectations by doing all of their work and by being completely ready for all of their classes every day. They also have no complaints and lots of respect for their hard working teachers.
To sum it all up, Kenwood Academy and the Chicago Public School funding system are the best of their kind the United States has ever seen
Is it good being fat
Eating greasy foods (2 for 4 Big Macs)
My Guy having late night heart attacks
But mine felt good
No participation in PE at Kenwood
Couldn’t run up the stairs if I could
My body said maybe I should
435 pounds man the weight feels good but I don’t think I would
While yall out driving,
I’m in the back getting chauffeured
Who else thinks it’s cool but me
Girls think I’m ugly
All I got is my dog named Dudley
He’s so cuddly
That’s all that I need
Dudes mean mug me
Walking down the street, my stomach is the whole FRONT side of me
Try to look down Can’t see my feet, Give me a answer PLEASE
Why do I have a strong feeling towards OBESITY?
It feels really great being fat
Having late night heart-attacks
And feeling the cellulite from my stomach
Touching my knee caps
Ahh, I love being a prisoner of war with my health
I’m not addicted to fast food
I don’t need help
If I wanted to lose weight, I’d do it myself
But since I don’t, and I won’t
I’m gonna tell you what I want
I would like a:
A fat neck
A double- chin
And a stroke on the side
What a healthy selection right?
I love being fat
I don’t want to be light
If you have a problem
We can surely fight
Nevermind, I’m not barbaric
And why give another reason to be called hysteric
I’m huge and I face the facts
But these are the things that come with that.
But wait- i wanna be proud about taking my shirt off at the beach/
and i dont wanna take up half the sidewalk walkin down the street/
i wanna live- im tired of fallin through the floor/
and i wanna build up the courage to talk to the girl i adore/
but i cant because my mouth is filled with food and grease/
and every snack that i have ends up being a feast/
man im so fat i cant even run away from my fears/
i'd be too tired and you can even hear-/
when i breathe its so heavy it'll make your heart stop/
if i eat too much i think your about to hear my heart drop/
i look sloppy and i got a double chin/
when my mom had her ultra sound they thought she was having twins/
but it was me all alone with my over sized thighs/
i need to exercise i dont wanna die/
i wanna be able to run around with my friends and not hold them back/
its not their fault that i'm fat/
but they do motivate me/
i wanna be like them and have a girl wanna date me/
so imma throw away the burgers and pour out the milkshakes/
just one more sip before i try/
to give it all up and say goodbye/
nah scratch that here you can have the milkshake back/
it tired of this- no more being fat!!!
written by: Tyler B. Keith H. Kevin A. Deandre P.