Wednesday, February 23, 2011

HIGH GAS PRICES

RITA,TINA,ALBERTA AND JASMINE.

Previously on HCO, people were driving their cars. Some people were going to work and others were going to school etc. All of the suddden, all the cars stopped because people ran out of gas and traffic was all over the county. Since gas prices were so high, no one was able to buy gas. everyone was in the streets because tharted dey could not go anywhere. People began starving and started dieing because no one was able to buy food. People also began to fight because people were complaining about parking spots. How can a car be parked well when these people are out of gas, but there is a solutiond . Find some gas and matches and burn the whole city down so that is 2oo trillion people in the streets will die; that is not even much clompared to everyone in the world. when this happens, no one will be able to complain about people making noise. how about lovers having sex infront of kids. Can you imagine what happens to them-they become brainwashed. What about people marrying their relatives because they cannot travel and meet new people. These are all great advantages of high gas prices. another try thing is that, the country itself will have a high stock which will bring depression to the country, many illetrates because people cannot afford education and all this crisis results in death!, death!,death!. Yay, what a great idea. to get to my pint no matter how silly this proposal is, others would love to make it happen but definately not me. Here is the real solution, we have to construct cars that uses less gas. Americans should also start drilling their own gasses instead of getting it from other countries. Whe have no choice than to start now. Make it happen.

8 comments:

  1. TreManda Pewett
    tharted dey < this is very funny... i read it like 5 times trying to figure out if i had temporary dyslexia...
    I don't know if America has gas.. but if we do GAS prices with be like $40 a gallon no joke... because most things made in America are pricey. NICE SATIRE!

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  2. DAJAE DREW
    THIS SATIRE WAS INTERESTING EVEN THOUGH IT TICKLED ME..."Find some gas and matches and burn the whole city down so that is 2oo trillion people in the streets will die;" :)

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  3. D.Lesely
    this was a very interesting topic that you picked. it showed the almost all the elements of a great satire

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  4. A.echols
    I was thinking the same way when i read this and i feel like some people's minds are thinking this too!

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  5. Very good satires i found alot of elements of satire in you alls, but work on the grammar :]

    -Christin Carter

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