School is great and there are no problems at all. Everything is perfect! We love doing homework and staying up until 2am every night trying to get it done. The lunch food is delicious and tasty, cold and hard, and to drink milk with everything tops it all off. Don’t forget the fact that we have to use the bathroom in the morning at home before we get to school as many times as we can since we can’t use them while we’re in school.
Teachers don’t let us go to the bathroom when we ask. It’s all good. We’ll just pee in our seats, pee on ourselves, walk around with wet yellow spots on our pants. We’re all comfortable here. We have hall passes in our planners, but we can’t use them. So, the school must have put those passes in there for decoration, using up paper, killing trees for no reason and affecting our environment. How about not even printing those hall passes and that way we can save trees, and we’ll all be happy.
Since we cannot go to the bathroom in school, then why are there even bathrooms available? It must be a tease or something. The teachers just want us to urine on ourselves and for us all to pee together. They encourage us to drink water as if that stuff doesn’t have to come out sooner or later. So, why are there bathrooms in schools? The best solution is to fill the bathrooms with classrooms. That would be perfect! And would come in handy in case we overpopulate of students peeing too much in class, we’ll have extra classrooms. It’s such a nice feeling, holding our urine in. Might as well let it out and let it flow onto the floor in the classrooms. Then, teachers will really have to give us a pass out of the class.
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